Monday, November 22, 2004

The Canyonero!

Okay...everybody knows my theory regarding "The Simpsons" - that you can come up for a Simpsons reference for everything in life. So...when CS forwarded me this link this morning, talking about the new International CXT truck, the thought I immediately came up with was, naturally...the Canyonero SUV from the Simpsons.

Sing along, everybody!!

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.


12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!



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